Kids Say the Funniest Things

“America’s Funniest Home Videos” kicks off its 22nd season with all-new videos of what happens when adults, children and even inanimate objects are at their spontaneous best.

Highlights include cats that are on the attack, a music montage featuring kids pulling out their loose teeth in amusing and unusual ways, a woman’s excitement at her own surprise party -- causing her to faint -- and Tom Bergeron playing Pick the Real Video

Highlights include a mom cheering for the wrong girl during her daughter’s swim meet, a man wrestling a giant fish with his bare hands, a music montage featuring naughty cats, and Tom playing another fun game of Head, Gut or Groin?

Highlights include a sneaky dog stealing a cupcake during a birthday celebration, a woman videotaping a bear from a second story building -- forgetting that bears know how to climb -- a music montage of all the things that can go wrong while fishing, and Tom plays Fight, Flight or Freak Out?

This week’s highlights include videos of Halloween mishaps, with a costumed toddler who is terrified of his own reflection, a dance montage to Lady Gaga’s popular song “Born This Way,” Halloweeners versus wieners, and Tom continues the excitement playing Too Far? Too Short? Just Right?

This week’s highlights include a woman ready to deliver her baby but getting held up by a passing train on her way to the hospital, a music montage filled with hilarious dogs, a man trying to capture a huge spider but failing miserably, a sleeping woman being pranked by a fake snake on her chest, and Tom playing Kid, Cat or Canine?

In this $100,000 award show, clips include: “Laser Pointer Lady,” in which an 83-year-old woman finds out she has been pranked when a mysterious red dot appears on her and she has no idea where it’s coming from and why it won’t go away; “Bride Gets the Giggles,” with this bride choosing to release pent up emotions in an uncontrollable laugh during her wedding ceremony -- the pastor is not amused; “Surprise Party Pass Out,” a woman fainting at her 50th surprise birthday party; “Diabetes Dad,” when, during an afternoon at the park, two five-year olds try to best one another as they tell tales of their fathers; “Nice Try, Mike,” where a man’s master plan to scare a little girl – by dressing as Big Foot -- is foiled when she shows no fear; and “Bed, Bath and Bow-wow,” featuring a dog that hides under the bed at the word “bath” but reappears at the word “walk”

Christmas Spectacular special

This week’s highlights include a package of kids saying hilarious things, clips of “Guys with their pants on fire” versus “Dogs with itchy poopers,” another package of people being scared witless, an owner who finds his dog’s head stuck in a container of cheese puffs, and Tom playing an entertaining game of “Hit, Miss or Disgusting”

This holiday season, “America’s Funniest Home Videos” celebrates from the Disneyland® Resort in California, with host Tom Bergeron highlighting the best classic Christmas videos in “AFHV” history, along with all-new clips. The exciting episode includes: videos featuring the hazards of decorating, as lights, mantels, trees and people all go down; videos of kids reacting to lousy gifts, or causing mayhem during recitals, or the hilarious things they say while sitting on Santa’s lap; and videos of cats and dogs getting in on the Christmas mischief as they investigate gifts and decorations

This week’s highlights include a music montage featuring seniors, a package of comical football mishaps, clips of encounters with sharks with hilarious results, an all new “Dog Park,” and Tom plays another fun game of “Pick the Real Video”

This week’s highlights include a segment featuring animals on the attack, a music montage filled with weddings gone wrong, a girl whose hair gets caught in an electric mixer, and Tom plays a hilarious game of “Flip, Slip or Censorship”

This week’s highlights include parents who discover their sleeping son has stuffed his pajamas full of toys, a music montage featuring mishaps caught by security cameras, Angry Deer vs. Dudes in Speedos, and Tom plays a funny game of “Too Far? Too Short? Or Just Right?”

This week’s highlights include a game of “Name that Sound,” a toddler with a funny reaction to the sound of the telephone ringing, friends who put a live lobster on a sleeping woman as a prank, and Tom playing another round of “Pick the Real Video.”

In this $100,000 award show, clips include “Recovery Room Rambler,” in which a daughter wakes up from surgery disoriented from the anesthesia but full of funny comments; “Pregnancy Taste Test,” where a young girl accidentally places a used pregnancy test in her mouth, thinking it’s a thermometer; “Game Day Baby,” in which a baby naps next to his father during football games, but when he hears his father cheering, he reacts too, shooting his arms up -- while still napping; “Howl Be There,” in which a 10-year-old dog hears his name being called and responds with a unique sound, a piercing howl; “Funny Phone Face,” featuring a boy’s oh so adorable exaggerated reaction to the sound of an old-school cordless phone; and “Birthday Candle Recount,” in which, during a family birthday celebration, the 5-year-old birthday girl immediately notices that Grandma and Grandpa only placed four candles on the cake. “

This week’s highlights include a music montage of cats and dogs who do not get along, a package of pranks -- including guys who set up a bucket of water to fall on their roommate’s head as she enters the room – a segment entitled “Dogs Eating Ice Cream Versus Dudes Getting Hit in the Junk by Fish,” practical jokes that backfire, and a game of “Head, Gut or Groin.”

This week’s highlights include co-workers setting up a prank on an office mate by dropping hundreds of ping pong balls over him, a groom getting a big surprise when he goes to remove a garter from his bride’s leg, a wife warning her husband not to mess with a squirrel -- but he doesn’t listen and gets bitten – and a funny game of “Name that Sound.”

This week’s episode of “AFHV” celebrates Easter mishaps with highlights including disasters involving kids and eggs, a package of wedding catastrophes, including a flower girl throwing a tantrum halfway down the aisle, a model on the runway having a difficult time walking in heels, and a mom finding out that her toddler son has cracked a dozen eggs all over the house.

This week’s highlights include a package filled with kids saying the funniest things -- including a boy who thinks stinky cheese smells like “mommy’s feet” -- a round of “Unsuccessful Pool Sliders Versus Referees Getting Pummeled,” a little boy who lets his dissatisfaction with getting socks for Christmas be known, and Tom plays a fun game of “ What Would a Geezer Do?”

This week’s highlights include “31 Baby Farts in 27 Seconds”; a package of kids saying hilarious things, including a boy who’s upset because he misses George Washington; a kid with a very funny reaction during a slingshot amusement park ride; and Tom playing “Too Far, Too Short, Just Right” and “Name that Sound.”

In this $100,000 award show, clips include “The Kumquat Kid,” featuring an adventurous 4-year-old who tries sour kumquats for the first time; “Sleeping Sandal Slapper,” in which a friend uses aggressive methods to wake his friend -- including slapping him with a slipper and pouring pancake mix on his face; “Sit-Up Pup,” featuring a talented and athletic English bulldog that can do multiple sit-ups; “Who’s Foolin’ Hula?,” in which a little girl showcases her adorable and unique hula-hooping style; and “Potato Chip Panic,” featuring a family terrified that a suspicious bag of potato chips might contain a mouse.

In Part One of the Season Finale, the countdown begins to determine which $100,000 winner will take home this year’s grand prize. Tom Bergeron hosts from Aulani, a Disney Resort & Spa in Ko Olina, Hawaii. The prize is a membership in Disney Vacation Club®, where the winner can take unforgettable family vacations at Disney Vacation Club® Resorts, as well as have access to over 500 other dazzling locations from around the world.

In Part Two of the Season Finale, the season’s funniest video will take home this year’s grand prize. Tom Bergeron hosts from Aulani a Disney Resort & Spa in Ko’Olina Hawaii and from Cars Land at Disney California Adventure® Park.