WEEK OF May 22-28
Monday 05/22
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7:00 AM

Growing Pains

Carol in Jail
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While test-driving Mike's old car, Carol gets stopped by a policeman and ends up in jail.
7:30 AM

Growing Pains

Maggie's Dream
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Maggie Seaver fears that she may have had her youngest daughter too late in life, which causes a nightmare about raising a teenaged Chrissy.
8:00 AM

Growing Pains

Ben Cheats
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Ben is forced to make an important decision when he has to choose between cheating on his upcoming science exam or trying to actually study for it.
8:30 AM

Growing Pains

Mike the Director
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Mike is excited about directing a scene for the college drama festival, but soon begins questioning his own abilities when an actress he finds untalented is highly praised by everyone else.
9:00 AM

Phoning It In

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A family move for Dad Nolan's new job means 16-year-old Sierra's built up resentment toward her mother has absolutely skyrocketed, resulting in a toxic daughter-mother relationship and some flagrant rule-breaking. Making matters worse, 4-year-old daughter Alannah enjoys provoking her brother Anthony - who has life-threatening allergies - until he hits meltdown status, which just adds to Mom's already overwhelmed state.
10:00 AM

Supernanny

The James Family
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NBA guard Mike James plays for the New Orleans Hornets, but his family lives in Houston, Texas. His wife, Angela, who has just given birth to their fourth child, is left alone raising their out-of-control children.
11:00 AM

Supernanny

The Kerns Family
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Young parents Shawn and Shannon Kerns are overwhelmed with their three aggressive, unruly children. Mom and Dad know they were passive for too long, but now they're begging for help and don't know where else to turn.
12:00 PM

7th Heaven

Girls Just Want To Have Fun
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Lucy innocently courts trouble by prancing around the mall in a short skirt and high heels while Eric helps a not-so-innocent girl in a gang.
1:00 PM

7th Heaven

Do Something
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Mom's muffins are so delicious she decides to go into business... and quickly burns out.
2:00 PM

7th Heaven

I Hate You
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The girls learn that words can really hurt people, and Simon befriends a Holocaust survivor.
3:00 PM

7th Heaven

Truth Or Dare
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Mary loses her cool when she finds out her brother paid his friend to go out with her.
4:00 PM

Gilmore Girls

Sadie, Sadie...
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Lorelai accepts Max Medina's marriage proposal, but when Emily hears about the upcoming wedding from Sookie, the elder woman is hurt and angry that Lorelai didn't bother to tell her. Soon, the whole town is busy making wedding arrangements, but her mother's attitude dampens the bridal bliss for Lorelai. Meanwhile, Rory brings Dean to dinner at her grandparents' house, and Richard's obvious disapproval of Dean leads to the first fight between Rory and her grandfather.
5:00 PM

Gilmore Girls

Hammers and Veils
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Lorelai accepts Max Medina's marriage proposal, but when Emily hears about the upcoming wedding from Sookie, the elder woman is hurt and angry that Lorelai didn't bother to tell her. Soon, the whole town is busy making wedding arrangements, but her mother's attitude dampens the bridal bliss for Lorelai. Meanwhile, Rory brings Dean to dinner at her grandparents' house, and Richard's obvious disapproval of Dean leads to the first fight between Rory and her grandfather.
6:00 PM

Gilmore Girls

Red Light On The Wedding Night
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During a wild bachelorette party hosted by Sookie, Lorelai makes an impulsive telephone call to Rory's father, Christopher, and sadly realizes that Max is not the man for her.
7:00 PM

Gilmore Girls

The Road Trip to Harvard
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With the wedding canceled, Lorelai is eager to escape the sympathies of everyone in Stars Hollow, so she and Rory take off on a road trip that ultimately leads to Harvard University. While Rory confronts her dreams of college life, Lorelai ponders what might have been.
8:00 PM

AFV

Office and Marriage Mishaps
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This week's highlights include co-workers setting up a prank on an office mate by dropping hundreds of ping pong balls over him, a groom getting a big surprise when he goes to remove a garter from his bride's leg, a wife warning her husband not to mess with a squirrel -- but he doesn't listen and gets bitten - and a funny game of 'Name that Sound.'
9:00 PM

AFV

Eggs, Eggs, Eggs
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This week's episode of 'AFHV' celebrates Easter mishaps with highlights including disasters involving kids and eggs, a package of wedding catastrophes, including a flower girl throwing a tantrum halfway down the aisle, a model on the runway having a difficult time walking in heels, and a mom finding out that her toddler son has cracked a dozen eggs all over the house.
10:00 PM

AFV

Kids Say the Funniest Things
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This week's highlights include a package filled with kids saying the funniest things -- including a boy who thinks stinky cheese smells like 'mommy's feet' -- a round of 'Unsuccessful Pool Sliders Versus Referees Getting Pummeled,' a little boy who lets his dissatisfaction with getting socks for Christmas be known, and Tom plays a fun game of ' What Would a Geezer Do?'
11:00 PM

The Parkers

The Crush
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The Professor's nephew has a crush on Nikki.
11:30 PM

The Parkers

The Mourning After
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The Professor has a one-night stand with Nikki.
12:00 AM

The Parkers

Road Trip
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Jealousy rocks T's relationship with Stevie.
12:30 AM

The Parkers

Dead Clown Walking
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Nikki blames herself for her favorite clown's death.
1:00 AM

Everybody Hates Chris

Everybody Hates Earth Day
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Chris tries to enlist Julius to help him collect cans for an Earth Day project. Meanwhile, Tonya is reprimanded at school while mimicking her mother, causing Rochelle to try and stop yelling anymore.
1:30 AM

Everybody Hates Chris

Everybody Hates Being Cool
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Chris and Greg try to become cool, and Chris gets suspended from school when Greg is busted with a cigarette and blames it on Chris. And that's where the real trouble begins for him.
2:00 AM

Everybody Hates Chris

Everybody Hates The 9th Grade Dance
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Chris catches a lot of grief for asking a white girl from his class to the ninth grade dance, so he backs out of it, which only makes things worse. Julius and Drew help out a relative starting a business, and Tanya takes up ballet.
2:30 AM

Everybody Hates Chris

Everybody Hates Mother's Day
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Chris buys a knock-off version of an expensive perfume from Risky as a Mother's Day present, and Rochelle gets a rash from it. Julius discovers that he talked Drew into giving away an old toy that is worth $150.